Out outlets

Saya ban ban ban ban Pizza Hut Alamanda.

Seriously, their service has been bad since they opened, and I am not one to be sweet and demure when my food is being messed with or when the waiter is being super rude.

Saya ban ban ban ban BAN juru jual menjadi ekor saya

I’m in a shop selling home furnitures. Big bulky home furnitures. Heavy ass wooden chairs. Gigantic stainless steel stove. What am I going to steal? A shiny knob off the counter tops? Bleh. Any sales promoter tagging along within 4m of me will cause me to scramble out of the store faster than Neo stopping Mr Smith’s attack.

Saya ban ban ban ban BAN promoter linguaphone di pesta buku.

“Akak, ni guna ajar anak akak, bagus ni”
“Saya tak kawin lagi”
“Akak, guna untuk akak sendiri pun takpe. Boleh cakap bahasa inggeris dengan lancar”
“It’s ok, I think I can carry myself around amongst English speakers fine”
“Oh…takpe-takpe, akak nak faham Qur’an kan? Boleh belajar bahasa Arab”
“Wallah?”
“Errmmm…bahasa Jerman….”
“Nein, ich BIN Deutsch” (ok, I’m not really…..haha)
“Bahasa Jepun antara bahasa yang pali….”
“Nani? Wakarimassen” (and shakes head furiously, looking confused)
*Promoter turns around, walks off with shoulders hunched…fail*